UnknownGirL: Hi
me:?
UG: Is dis kaye?
me: Yes. Who’s this?
UG: So u must be d gurl na mayabang?na qng anu2 pnagsa2be?d nmn 22o?
me: Excuse me?
UG: Hehe..common..ur such a fat big liar..haha..u wish gurl..condo pala ah..haha
me: Huh? What about a condo?
UG: Hoy kaye..bistado na lht ng mga kcnungalingan mo..wag kang magmayaman..bitch
me: Who the fuck are u? and excuse me,ako nagmamayaman? o.O?
UG: Luk hu’s talking..ur d fuck here..eww..gurl can u pls buy some mirror and luk at it..ur such a big fat liar..
me: I’m not Lying about anything. Deretsuhin mo,what the heLL is ur probLem?
UG: And 1 thing gurl?dont act na parang ang ganda2 mo..kc 2 tel u d truth..para kang PIG..ahaha..FAT PIG UGLY LIAR
me: Who are u, where did u get my number and do you know me personaLLy?
u know what, whoever you are, get a Life. I’m not Lying about anything. Condo? Yes. ActuaLLy, i’m staying at a condo right now.And im not acting as if im pretty. pig? Whatever. I’m not in the mood to bitch out. sbhin mo nLang gsto mong sbhin.
UG: Haha..kawawa ka naman gurl..nobody likes u..
me: ahh ok if u say so
UG: Natatawa aq sau..condo?wag ka magmayaman..kung gsto mong mkakita ng mayaman..go to my place..
me: Avida San Lazaro Tower 1. =/ (she didn’t reply)
me: hindi ako nagmamayaman.both my parents are abroad. both are working. im an onLy chiLd. im earning money on my own somehow. so yeah, whatever. ur pLace?why shud i?
UG: Haha..see..ur so arrogant..gnyan kb tlga pinalaki..d q nmn tinatanong qng ano trabaho ng parent mo..ang issue d2..ur a bitch
me: sbi mo nagmamayaman ako. i may not be super rich but hindi ako nagmamayaman dahil more than enough ang nahahawakan kong pera. and in what way, if u dont mind, did i become a bitch?do i even know you?
UG: ur fuck gurl..bitch
SLUT..KAYE GANYAN KB TALAGA?WALA KC NAGKA2GS2 SAU EH.. squater
me: watch ur words.
UG: Haha..bkt?nsa2ktan ka?..Truth hurt gurl..tsktsk
me: Bago ka mang-bitch, i’check mo muna grammar mo. pathetic..
UG: Haha..wow..grammar..escuse me..d kc ako lumaki d2..kya gnun..haha..ang talino naman ni panget
me: ah reaLLy? escuse me?it’s excuse me.. x not s..kht san kpa Lumaki, you ought to know how excuse me is speLLed. unLess taga Timbuktu ka before
UG: Hahaha..really?ok lng..alm mo kaye..mamamatay kdn..haha
me: i know. at ikaw din, bitch. anu ka immortaL?
UG: Haha..natatawa nmn aq sau..ang panget mo..pati porma..la kb adviser?jesuis. (jesuis?)
me: ok.
UG: Ano?tanggap mo na b na ur so baduy?eww..
Ei bitch..u want some boy?magkano b one nyt mo?
me: ok. baduy ako squatter pig nagmamayaman panget. sabi mo eh. happy?
UG: Haha..yah..happy
me: Ok good..now Leave me aLone and get a Life
UG: Haha..u must be gurl..ugly
me: k.
UG(after about an hour): Talo k nb?
me: huh? where? may nagLaLaban ba?
UG: Yeah..battle..u and me..liar
me: ahhh. ikaw naLang jan sa battLe na cnsbi mo ok? i dont know u..sayang Lang time ntn pareho..do something productive instead of doing that..it’s no use.

UG: Ei bitch
UG: Hey im carlo gf q c mae..inaaway kb nya? (woah..pati si boyfie..ginamit)
me: pkibura naLang number ko kc dko cya kiLaLa at di kita kiLaLa..ure just wasting ur time and my time..
UG: Hindi mo kme kilala?carlo munoz 2..(yeah,whatever,you’re stiLL the girL)
me: sorry, i dont know anyone by that name..i dont know anyone named mae either..just deLete my number and move on
UG: Hoy kaye ang landi mo talaga..t*ngina ka! (oops it’s her again?)
me: sino ka ba? puro ka ganyan ayaw mo magpakiLaLa.
UG: Cge pagssbhn q nlng gf q..burahin ndn namn digit mo..(si boyfie uLit~!)
me: k.