bitch aLert!
posted: Jan 10 at 4:15 pm | fiLed: argh!, funny, weird | 856 words
I just wanna share with you a text conversation between me and an unknown psycho girL.
UnknownGirL: Hi
me:?
UG: Is dis kaye?
me: Yes. Who’s this?
UG: So u must be d gurl na mayabang?na qng anu2 pnagsa2be?d nmn 22o?
me: Excuse me?
UG: Hehe..common..ur such a fat big liar..haha..u wish gurl..condo pala ah..haha
me: Huh? What about a condo?
UG: Hoy kaye..bistado na lht ng mga kcnungalingan mo..wag kang magmayaman..bitch
me: Who the fuck are u? and excuse me,ako nagmamayaman? o.O?
UG: Luk hu’s talking..ur d fuck here..eww..gurl can u pls buy some mirror and luk at it..ur such a big fat liar..
me: I’m not Lying about anything. Deretsuhin mo,what the heLL is ur probLem?
UG: And 1 thing gurl?dont act na parang ang ganda2 mo..kc 2 tel u d truth..para kang PIG..ahaha..FAT PIG UGLY LIAR
me: Who are u, where did u get my number and do you know me personaLLy?
u know what, whoever you are, get a Life. I’m not Lying about anything. Condo? Yes. ActuaLLy, i’m staying at a condo right now.And im not acting as if im pretty. pig? Whatever. I’m not in the mood to bitch out. sbhin mo nLang gsto mong sbhin.
UG: Haha..kawawa ka naman gurl..nobody likes u..
me: ahh ok
if u say so
UG: Natatawa aq sau..condo?wag ka magmayaman..kung gsto mong mkakita ng mayaman..go to my place..
me: Avida San Lazaro Tower 1. =/ (she didn’t reply)
me: hindi ako nagmamayaman.both my parents are abroad. both are working. im an onLy chiLd. im earning money on my own somehow. so yeah, whatever. ur pLace?why shud i? 
UG: Haha..see..ur so arrogant..gnyan kb tlga pinalaki..d q nmn tinatanong qng ano trabaho ng parent mo..ang issue d2..ur a bitch
me: sbi mo nagmamayaman ako. i may not be super rich but hindi ako nagmamayaman dahil more than enough ang nahahawakan kong pera. and in what way, if u dont mind, did i become a bitch?do i even know you?
UG: ur fuck gurl..bitch
SLUT..KAYE GANYAN KB TALAGA?WALA KC NAGKA2GS2 SAU EH.. squater
me: watch ur words.
UG: Haha..bkt?nsa2ktan ka?..Truth hurt gurl..tsktsk
me: Bago ka mang-bitch, i’check mo muna grammar mo.
pathetic..
UG: Haha..wow..grammar..escuse me..d kc ako lumaki d2..kya gnun..haha..ang talino naman ni panget
me: ah reaLLy? escuse me?it’s excuse me.. x not s..kht san kpa Lumaki, you ought to know how excuse me is speLLed. unLess taga Timbuktu ka before 
UG: Hahaha..really?ok lng..alm mo kaye..mamamatay kdn..haha
me: i know. at ikaw din, bitch. anu ka immortaL?

UG: Haha..natatawa nmn aq sau..ang panget mo..pati porma..la kb adviser?jesuis. (jesuis?)
me: ok. 
UG: Ano?tanggap mo na b na ur so baduy?eww..
Ei bitch..u want some boy?magkano b one nyt mo?
me: ok. baduy ako squatter pig nagmamayaman panget. sabi mo eh.
happy? 
UG: Haha..yah..happy
me: Ok good..now Leave me aLone and get a Life 
UG: Haha..u must be gurl..ugly
me: k.
UG(after about an hour): Talo k nb?
me: huh? where? may nagLaLaban ba?

UG: Yeah..battle..u and me..liar
me: ahhh. ikaw naLang jan sa battLe na cnsbi mo ok? i dont know u..sayang Lang time ntn pareho..do something productive instead of doing that..it’s no use.
The next day…
UG: Ei bitch
UG: Hey im carlo gf q c mae..inaaway kb nya? (woah..pati si boyfie..ginamit)
me: pkibura naLang number ko kc dko cya kiLaLa at di kita kiLaLa..ure just wasting ur time and my time.. 
UG: Hindi mo kme kilala?carlo munoz 2..(yeah,whatever,you’re stiLL the girL)
me: sorry, i dont know anyone by that name..i dont know anyone named mae either..just deLete my number and move on 
UG: Hoy kaye ang landi mo talaga..t*ngina ka! (oops it’s her again?)
me: sino ka ba? puro ka ganyan ayaw mo magpakiLaLa.
UG: Cge pagssbhn q nlng gf q..burahin ndn namn digit mo..(si boyfie uLit~!)
me: k.
I was Like
dapat yung mga ganyan hindi pinapatuLan..pero nakakatawa taLaga kasi















caLL me kei. haLf-jap. chinita. sweet. crybaby. moody. so vain. girLy. procrastinator. a sucker for sweets. Loves
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120.28.95.81
Hi sis, this is abby. still remember?
i cant help but comment on this one. I also had a hater before,and she’s exactly like that! i mean, i really dunno where she got my number and the most surprising about it is that she seems to know things bout me.
just don’t mind those kind of persons. they’re dog-faced cowards who had nothing to do with their lives.
114.108.192.46
LOL kung ako yan puro mura inabot nan, lahat ng mura sasabihin ko sakanya, or tatawagan ko pa! HAHAHA! joke. hanggang txt lang ako.
HAHAHA! Di ko carry makipagaway
anyway.. What a loser. wala lang sha magawa, INGGIT LANG SIYA SAYO kaya ganyan! HAHAHA dapat cnbe mo un! Insecure! hahaha! Leche kung wala sha magawa, magpakamatay nalang siya kamo! leche.
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124.105.78.213
gosh! tao ba un? yaan mu nalang un ate Kaye, papansin lang yun.
125.60.241.201
nga pala, linked you na ulit.
thank you for linking me!
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ANGAS NYA AH! HINDI NYA ALAM KO SINO KINAKAUSAP NYA! SYA YUN
NAGPAPAPANSIN LANG YAN ;/ ANNOYING GIRL RUINING YOUR LIFE!
take care! god bless
beL
PS. : hey you ANNOYING WEIRDO GIRL if you are reading this!
annoying ka!, if you do that you will be
!!!!!!
58.69.103.12
hi sis! waahhh tagal ko na hind nakavisit sa blog mo..i miss you so much sis! how’s life?
anyway, habang binabasa ko conversation nyo, naiinis din ako..naiinis ako sa bitch na ‘yon.. sino kaya yon? anyway, don’t mind her na lang if magtext sya ulit… for sure isa lang yan sa mga naiingit sayo sis.
210.213.169.40
cguro nga insecure sau yang tao na yan walang magawa sa buhay pati buhay moh pinapakielaman stalker moh ata xD… dont mind that bitch
btw link ex?
125.60.241.204
ay grabe naman ito ate, ito ata yung parang pinlurk mo. grabe ah. Baka psycho path un?? =)) Hay. anw, buti ang bait mo pa. Tska swerte nia via cp. Kakaiba na tlga mga tao ngaun O-O
121.54.17.14
grabeh! naman un. baka insecure lang sayo un sis? ay cross-out “baka”. INSECURE na pala talaga yang babaeng yan. grabeh! binabasa ko nag-iinit ang ulo ko din. kung sino man yan, 2 words for her. “WEIRDO GIRL”.
tinawag ka pang bitch ha. grabeh! bago sana siya magsalita ng ganun tignan muna niya sarili niya. nakakainit ulo talaga.
naganyan na din ako dati. but you know what i did? nalaman ko kung sino siya and posted her photos on my hall of shame list. hehehehe! evil begets evil. (:
58.168.29.110
lololol i read that convo thing ; omg that unknown girl cant even talk english properly lolol ! she’s sucha looser haha ! made me lol :P hehe anyways your know uglyyy :P or wahtever she called you she’s probably some jelous lil girl hehehe :P
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haha.. natatwa nmn ako.. (: there are so many insecure noh? haha (:
don’t go down just to reach her level ok? haha (: Luv ittt!
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grabe ah halatang halata naman na masyado siyang insecure